You know what they should make? A nerf gun-camera. You know -- when you burst into marketing and unload that multi-dart nerf equalizer, don't you want it to be taking snaps of your stricken targets?
It wouldn't be hard. Let Mattel take the guts from the Barbie camera and install it in a Nerf cannon. Wire in a switch to the trigger. Hell, Lassie could figure this out. And let it be in black & white to allow space for lots of images while keeping the price down. That'll give it a WWII airplane gun-camera footage effect, too.
Really, you'd think we'd have something this useless by now. I need a Christmas I can look forward to.
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